uoa:

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

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clurex:

pizzaforpresident:

bofzocker:

afuckinglesbian:

cokeflow:

pizzaforpresident:

  • There are two kinds of people
  • CALM DOWN SATAN
  • well that escalated quickly

if you ever add one of these to my posts i will personally skin you alive

Well that escalated quickly

CALM DOWN SATAN

There are two kind of people

i deserved this

REBLOGGING FOR THE COMMENT OKSGFJNDFJKFDKBHSKDA

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hyqf:

guys i just really want to share this with you

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if you are looking for any music that you’d like just type a name of a band or a musican on the top-right search. then click on the black circle and choose “expand”. viola! now, you can continue doing this and find lots of music artists in your taste. thank you for the attention, and i hope you’ll find this post useful. 

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vaspim:

i need to befriend a magician. how many quarters do you think i have behind my ear that i dont even know about. my head could be sitting on a goldmine for all i know

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notesfromtheorient:

i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss. 

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myladymother:

I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”

the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good

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lulz-time:

megustamemes:
His face when he realizes someone recorded the coolest moment of his life.
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pughuddle:
the 3d on these systems is so great! it’s like the animal is really in the room with me! wow!

keyholeslumber:

modestinferno:

circumlocute:

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

  1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
  2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
  3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

That’s your opinion.

there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s

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leviosadraco:

I love that feeling you get when you don’t remember that you’re reading. When you’re so captured by a book that you forget you’re reading the words. All you see is the descriptions and conversations that being to play out like a movie in your head. You don’t even think about it. Then before you know it, you’ve read 100 pages without realizing it. That’s probably the best feeling in the world. 

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